Sharks

Do you know what malls need more of? Sharks.

A Texas man was rushed to the hospital Thursday morning after he was attacked and bitten by a shark in the waters off Crystal Beach on the Bolivar Peninsula near Galveston.

That is one huge shark!

This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."

Shark attacks are very rare, but they do happen. Unfortunately, one Texan had to experience this rare event.

Not one, not two, but 70 tiger sharks showed up for this feast. And the best part is it's all on camera.

You've just been bitten by a shark -- what do you do? If you're this guy, you share the absolutely horrifying result with the internet.

Talk about stealing someone's thunder.