Our long national nightmare is finally over! Tom Brady's stolen Super Bowl jersey has been found! You won't believe who stole it, or maybe you will... I don't know your life.
Tom Brady! You just won the Super Bowl! What are you going to do next?
"Well, I'm going to get super embarrassed when the NFL releases my combine video from 2000."
Maybe it's time we start asking ourselves, was Tim Tebow more famous for his well-publicized faith and pleasant demeanor, or his talents as a football player? Well, now that he's been cut from his third team, I'm leaning towards the former.