Did you do track in school? I did and I'm pissed that I never saw anything like this while at track practice. A naked woman decided to run with the team.
Did you know that it's perfectly legal in some parts of this country to be stark naked in view of your neighbors?
There's a guy in Charlotte who's been getting away with it for more than a decade.
Being naked is very freeing.
Who doesn't love walking around in the buff from time to time?
Garrett Smith, a 21-year-old from Anaheim, Calif., is one of those people.
There's nothing wrong with a little streaking every now and then, just don't expect the security guards to take it easy on you just because you're naked.
Remember how fun it was to be naked when your body was young and in shape? Times like that don't last so enjoy it, because eventually you'll be singing this song.