Woman Claims Man Pleasured Himself in His Seat While on a Flight Back to Texas
This does not count as joining the mile high club.
Masturbation
Texas Woman Accused of Pleasuring Herself While at the Bar
Keep Austin weird! Yup, you don't see this every day.
Texas Man Caught Playing With Himself While Watching Children Cross the Street
What in the hell is wrong with some people?
Pirate Takes Over British Radio Station To Play A Song About Masturbation
Over the weekend, a pirate overtook the airwaves of the British radio station Mansfield 103.2 and played 'The Winker's Song' eight times.
Anti-Masturbation Bill in Texas
In response to the 'Woman's Right to Know' anti-abortion legislature, a Texas rep has filed a satircal anti-masturbation bill that is likely to rub people the wrong way.