According to a mock publication called the Galactic Empire Times, Imperial leader Darth Vader confirmed this week that terrorist mastermind Obi-Wan Kenobi has been killed.
In this spoof of the recent killing of Osama bin Laden, "agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion" found Obi-Wan in a "compound, only about 50 miles from the base of operations for the Imp
This clip cracked me up for a minute straight! Little Sariah Gallego doesn't want to do the main stream thing and follow the Jedi ways... she bowed down before Darth Vader!
Her parents must be so proud.