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If anyone is grossed out by this post, you have my wife to blame.  The other day I came up to the studios and because of some bad news I just got about a family member, I just wasn't feeling terrific.  I called my wife and told her that I needed to cheer up before I started my show...

I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.