cocaine

You may not want to know how they found out it wasn't cocaine.

If you're this guy, this has to be your eye-opener that you've finally hit rock bottom. A North Carolina man was arrested over the summer after selling an undercover cop cocaine. But after the illegal substance was taken to the lab and inspected, they discovered it was not cocaine at all. The guy had sold the undercover cop a piece of a Pop Tart, WITN-TV reported.

I can assure you these are not anything like grandmas cookies, well I can't guarantee that. Maybe your grandma is secretly a drug kingpin like Tony Montana.

And to think I was happy to get a bonus bookmark.

When you break into a home and steal items from it, you never know what you'll end up with. Some teens in Florida found out the hard way.