Stephanie McMaster

Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.

‘Why is Wichita Falls So ___?’ According to Google, Here’s What the Public Wants to Know

You can generally tell the general public's biggest complaints about something by searching "Why is _____ so ...." and seeing what Google finishes your search with. Using this tactic, I sought to find out what Google suggested for as many Texas cities as I could get it to provide autocompletes for, and then made a map of the Lone Star State with the results.

UFO Spotting Over Texas?

It's been a busy few months for UFO spottings in the great skies over the Lone Star state, and now another UFO spotter is claiming to have seen an unidentified craft over Texas, this time in San Antonio.

New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas

A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.

According to Emojis, Texans Among Happiest in U.S.

If the way people use emojis says anything about them as a larger group, then Texans are some weapon-toting happy folks.

Truck Carrying Lamb of God, Anthrax Gear Overturns in Texas

A truck carrying nearly $1 million in production equipment for Lamb of God and Anthrax overturned early Sunday morning in Texas.

El Paso Elementary School Teacher Wanted For Drug Trafficking

Officials are searching for a former El Paso elementary school teacher they say was living a double life and had ties to the organized drug trade and responsible for trafficking more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.

Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll

A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.

Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most

The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)

Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera

Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.

Texas Woman Walks Through Live Power Lines For Tacos

Police say a woman walked through live power lines to get to a taqueria after crashing her car into a utility pole in Houston.

Texas School Assigns Kids Homework on Drug Dealing

An assignment assigned sixth-graders in Keller, Texas is under investigation after a parent complained that it taught kids how to become cocaine dealers.

Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say

A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.