Shauna Wright

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

Next time someone calls you “ballsy,” you can relish in the compliment — but just remember there’s a guy out there with a 100-pound scrotum who’s heard it more than you ever will.

If you already think eating calamari — aka squid — is disgusting, we’re guessing the fact that biting into one could launch a whole mess of squid sperm into your mouth probably won’t help any.

Working in a hospital, you see some pretty gory things. Blood and broken bones are par for the course — but a guy who’s had a “ring-shaped object” around his junk for 36 hours is something else entirely.

A video that seemingly depicts a security guard in Malaysia standing by and doing nothing as a woman is mugged in broad daylight has drawn criticism from those who think he should’ve intervened. But all may not be as it seems.

A week ago, 21-year-old Lafayette, LA resident Mickey Shunick vanished without a trace. Helped by local radio station Hot 107.9, Mickey’s family, friends and police have been desperately searching for her — and they need your help.

Streets are often named after notable people, so one can only imagine how exactly New Portland, Maine residents came up with the name Katie’s Crotch Road.

Back in the 1970s, football great Joe Namath did a television commercial for pantyhose, proving that with enough charisma and swagger, the right guy can sell just about anything. His ad was meant for women — but a whole new generation of hose and tights are aimed squarely at men.

If you use any of Google’s many products (the ubiquitous search engine, Gmail, Google Plus, YouTube, etc.) you’ve probably seen all the notices about upcoming changes to the company’s privacy policy. So what does it mean to you, and how can you put up a few necessary roadblocks?

Not only did Katy Perry wash that man out of her hair, looks like she’s washing their apartment out of her blue-dyed locks, too.

Sheyla Hershey, 32, a Brazilian native who now lives in Texas, hold a rather unusual record: with a bra size of 38KKK, she reportedly has the world’s largest set of breasts.

Well, you knew it was coming (so to speak) — Hazel Jones, the woman we told you about a couple weeks ago who’s in possession of not just one but two factory-issued vaginas, has gotten a big fat offer to appear in porn. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch reached out to the 27-year-old blonde beauty in a letter that read in part, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to mak