Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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MJ Gines — Babe of the Day
MJ's last name is pronounced like our favorite beer, Guinness; she might just be our favorite babe this week.
Charmaine Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Charmaine is a 22-year-old Texas native who says she gets turned on by the combination of brutal honest and good hair. We've go the first one covered.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Tommy Feathers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Home alone.
We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2012 Gives Us 10 Good Reasons to Let a Beautiful Woman Walk Out On You
We know what you're thinking: Who in their right mind would ever let a babe like this walk away? And yet, some people do break up with stunners.
Here's our list of 10 reasons let her a beautiful girl walk away with some photos from last night's 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to show that every breakup has it's backside upside.
Babes Love Turkey Legs, We Love Babes
Happy November! Thanksgiving is officially on deck as our next holiday, and with it: awkward family dinners! To help, we're bringing you 15 surprising facts about turkey, so you have something to say to your uncle as he stuffs his face. We know you, though. You're like us -- you need a spoonful of sugar with your medicine. We're happy to oblige with some eye candy, while you learn.
Allie the Asphyxiator — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)
Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.
Occupation: Paperweight.
10 Hottest [Alleged] Political Mistresses in History
Politics got you down? As the election gets down to the wire, we are getting pretty worn out from all the smack talk, too. You know what isn't boring, though? Political sex scandal. Presented for your approval is our list of the 10 hottest political mistresses of all time, some confirmed and some alleged. Eit...
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat
Location: Hartford, CT
Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.