Halloween is coming, and like many of us, you may be thinking about what costume you’ll be picking. Let’s be serious, here. The holiday is so much more fun now that we’re adults, so selecting who or what you’ll go as is a big decision. College Humor has the Girl’s Costume Warehouse, and it may be the answer to that burning question of what to wear.

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For you guys, the Girl’s Costume Warehouse wouldn’t be much help, but it might give you ideas about how to dress up your girlfriend. You can casually suggest that you go as a doctor, and if that’s the case, she could go as a slutty nurse. Is construction work more your speed? Let her be a slutty construction worker! Whatever you decide will be your “matching” outfit, chances are that women will find a way to put a kinky twist on it.

 

Every Halloween, you can go to pretty much any bar and find women wearing practically nothing. Sure, it’s not that much different than every other day of the year, but you have to admit that seeing a woman dressed up as a randy feline is more fun than just seeing her run around in a mini-skirt and 7-inch heels. This is the one holiday that forgives every skimpy costume because it’s socially accepted and expected.

For those of you who don’t want to dress up like a streetwalker on October 31st, you can always go the gore route. Just make sure your breasts are in a great push-up bra and it doesn’t matter how much blood you have splattered on the rest of your body, you’ll still look great!

***This video contains strong language.***