When a man in Stamford, Connecticut, decided he’d attack a woman, he probably didn’t expect to pick one who would fight back. When he grabbed his victim and shoved his tongue into her mouth, she decided her best line of defense was to bite off his tongue!

Just the thought of this makes me hurt. It was about an inch of his tongue, and though he ran off, he left that chunk behind. Police later collected the part.

Not only did this moron not get what he was hoping for, he ended up in the hospital as a result of it. And even worse, yet as expected, he’s being held on a $500,000 bond and probably won’t be seeing the outside of a cell for a while. Perhaps he’ll rethink attacking women. We’re a lot tougher than some people give us credit for.

Read more about biting your tongue here.