A man who has fathered a bunch of kids as a sperm donor is claiming to be a virgin.  Is this a good thing, or are you just breeding a tribe of geeks?  Do you want “unmixed” baby batter or do you want the fresh kind?  I have no freakin’ idea, Heathen has the story next.

“It’s fresh, not frozen” isn’t just a slogan for chicken anymore! One of the most “productive” sperm donors out there has some special claims about his stuff.  Here’s Heathen with the story: