Water slides are only fun if they end in a pool of water. That’s the purpose of a water slide. To splash down into a refreshing body of liquid. Unless you’re like these two gents that don’t need actually need water to have a good time. All they need is a slide, an empty pool and paramedics standing by.

Ironically, this is the gene pool they are about to splash down into. Speaking of gene pool, let’s hope these two Rhodes Scholars don’t breed. Especially not with each other.