Vice is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and bartender from Colorado who... man, what we wouldn't give to be that rug.

NAME: Vice Suicide

AGE: 26

LOCATION: Colorado

OCCUPATION: Bartender/Procrastinator

GETS ME HOT: Making out.

FAVORITE POSITION: Wouldn't you like to know.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: I did? Oh man!

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

POT: I'm a total stoner.

MY STATUS: Not telling.

I WANT: Friendship.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Goth, Dirty, Geek

INTO: History, tattoos, music, love, life, animals, seasons, night clubs, mini-skirts, shoes, makeup, learning, Great Danes, dancing, dressing up, sushi, sarcasm, San Francisco, good people, procrastinating, porn, and Tequila.

NOT INTO: Strawberry milk, creepy men, sleeping alone, and contests; as I never win.

MAKES ME HAPPY: My friends, Asher, music

MAKES ME SAD: Dumb people

HOBBIES: Music, crazy dancing, singing (not well) history and anything WWII.

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Toothpaste, soap, water, lipstick, and fruit snacks.

VICES: Sugar, envy, and self-doubt.

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Eating, sleeping, and being awkward.

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