This will pair nicely with our hot dog toaster.

In what may be the unballsiest move ever, the folks from Burnt Impressions have created a novelty vagina toaster that, well, makes vagina toast.

Released on the heels of the failed Blue Waffle Maker, the Vagina Toaster will sear a decidedly generic looking lady garden right onto your breakfast each and every morning.

The only problem we've seen with the vagina toaster so far is that people seem to just be eating the center out of the toast and leaving the rest. Pleh...pleh...sorry. Had a hair in my mouth.

Pro tip: If you push the buttons in just the right way, the toast comes out as moist as ever. Just make sure there's not too much yeast in your bread.