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U.K. Housewife Finds Manliest Fruit Ever – A Penis Shaped Strawberry

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Hey guys, be proud you’re not a strawberry.

Carole Collen, a 52-year-old housewife over in the United Kingdom was tending to her vegetable patch the other day when she ran into a nice little surprise. A penis shaped strawberry. At first, she thought that a snail had chewed the berry into its X-rated shape, but upon closer inspection she saw that it was a completely natural deformity.

She said, “When I saw it I just thought ‘oh my God! It looked just like a man’s bits so I took a photo to show my friends. We couldn’t stop laughing. It’s funny how a strawberry can grow like that. But I must admit, I did think it was a bit on the small side…not much to boast about. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.”

Don’t we all wish it was a little bigger? Colleen has already decided what to do with the uniquely shaped berry. Instead of eating it, she now plans to preserve the sexy strawberry in her fridge and auction it off for charity, reports The Sun.


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