This Little Kid Says He Won’t Get Married Because Girls Kiss With Spit

A video on Facebook of a kid telling his dad the reasons he'll never get married went crazy last week. The kid appears to be around four, but he's obviously already put a ton of thought into this whole marriage thing.

"I don't wanna get married! Are you kidding? I would be scared!"

The video has gotten about 12 million views since Thursday, is pretty damn adorable. Gotta love the thoughts going through a young mind! (Added bonus: his brother's hilarious reactions in the background.)