In today's edition of my "News of the WTF?" I tell you about the dude who had a brilliant escape plan until he actually got out of his cell and then things fell apart twenty feet later. And yes, there's more. I'll also question the decision to call the cops on a couple of women who decided to get awesome on the golf course and I get sidetracked while giving you details on a Massachusetts town that fines it's residents for cussing.