The Shotgun Mating Call, Gangsta Granny and the Blow-up Doll Race – “News of the WTF?” [AUDIO]
Being from the country, I fully understand the power of firing off a shotgun in front of a woman you’re trying to impress. The catch is that it’s not a good idea to do it a) inside city limits and b) with someone in the vicinity, otherwise you just might find your ass in the county jail. This was a tough lesson learned by a young man in Florida and I give you the lowdown in my latest “News of the WTF?”.
Because exposing people with really bad ideas is my job, I also give you the story of a robber who found out the hard way that a 73-year-old San Antonio woman is the last person on the planet you wanna break in on and I even reveal the one application for a sex doll that never crossed my mind.