Apparently scientists in Japan don't have any pressing issues because they took the time to invent a robot that will beat your ass 100% of the time at "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and I have all of the ridiculous details in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also give you the perfect example of why you should never trust a Twilight fan and you're not gonna believe what Michigan is doing in an attempt to curb drunk driving.