You gotta be one stoned sumbitch to risk jail time over some Reece's Cups. Come to think of it, I might actually risk jail time for some Reece's. Anyway, a dude has lifted somewhere between 400 and 600 bucks worth from a gas station in Ohio over the past few months and I tell you what's up in today's "News of the WTF?".

Aside from the "Reece's Bandit", I share a bizarre attempt at a free ride home by a drunk chick in Sweden and I share the story of a kid (who I assume is a typical horny teenager) who was removed from school for being "obsessed" with tutoring.

 

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