The cops didn't have to look very hard for the guy who broke into a Subway Restaurant last week and I tell you why in today's "News of the WTF?".

In addition to that dumbass, I tell you about a lady who chooses to lie in bed and have a "normal conversation" with a perfect stranger when he climbs in there with her in the middle of night and I poke fun at a lady who thought it was a good idea to put beer in her toddler's sippy cup - in a restaurant.