Sometimes a brother can't help himself once the smell of some good ole bud hits his nose, it's just that it's not a good idea to go ahead and grab yourself a handful from the police station. I tell you all about the latest weed fiend to do something as stupid as stealing from the cops in today's "News of the WTF?".

I also can't help but point out that if you're going to dress up like a pirate you should at least get it right and carry a sword and a bottle of rum instead of an axe otherwise the police might actually think you're some sort of psycho. In addition, I have proof that cops actually watch those cameras that are posted on street lights...well, at least in Germany anyway.