If you enter into a "word-of-mouth contract" with a man who spends his days wearing nothing more than a speedo, cowboy boots and a hat in Times Square don't be surprised when he turns out to be a flake and won't honor the agreement. Another dude who spends his days in the same fashion had to learn that lesson the hard way and I get you up to speed in today's "News of the WTF?".

Also in the news is a poor perv who got hit with a $50,000 tab at a strip club that he claims to have only(?) spent six-hundred big ones at and I also expose a group of women that had a great idea at a really bad time.