Only in Canada would someone lift 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup and I have that very story for you in today's "News of the WTF?". And as hard as it is to imagine risking jail time over some damn maple syrup, I give you the lowdown on a teacher in Virginia who got to spend a little time in the drunk tank after showing up intoxicated (on the first day of school nonetheless) and I wonder why the hell someone would invest the time and money to set the Guiness Record for the world's largest cup of cappuccino in today's finger-pointing session.

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