I'm not opposed to throwing down if needed but I'd rather hold off on the fisticuffs until after my kid's graduation ceremony. Apparently some folks don't see it that way and I have the lowdown on one particularly nasty graduation day brawl in today's "News of the WTF?".

Things take a turn for the weird when I tell you the story of a man who robbed a bank and then immediately turned himself in and I point out that it's highly unlikely that a woman who threw her purse at some punks who pranked her will ever see the purse again.