Only the smartest sumbitch on the planet would pull $1.5 million dollars out of a bank account over the course of a few days knowing damn well that he only had $100 in the account to start with and I single that dude out in today's "News of the WTF?". In addition to that, things get a little juvenile when I expose the 28-year-old dude who thought it would be a good idea to prank call the police from his mother's closet and I take time to try and rationalize making up stories to get random ladies to hug you.