A 67-year-old went out for some fun the other night, and part of that fun was several lap dances at the Red Parrot Lounge in El Paso. What the man didn’t know is that after getting those lap dances, he would drop dead.

Apparently it was time for Robert Gene White to pay up, but workers found him unresponsive. They performed CPR but to no avail, and it would seem that White had a spectacular send-off.

I think any of us would be lying if we didn’t admit that we’ve wondered how we’ll die. I would love for it to be in my sleep so that I’m blissfully unaware of what’s happening. When I do think about my own death, however, a strip club has never been part of that equation. Maybe I should think more about it. After all, people leave their mark when they die, and what better way than with beautiful women?

I can’t help but wonder if this guy was married, and if he was, what his wife must be thinking.

Do you think about how you’ll die? How would you like to see it happen? After all, none of us get out alive…