If you wanna see a bunch of grown men cry, dump forty-thousand pounds of bacon on the highway. As sad as it is to report, I have that heartbreaker of a story in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".

And in case you didn't know, don't pick a common set of lottery numbers or you might end up having to share your winnings and I give you one tittie-squeezing reason to head to Japan every year.

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