I guess if you just don't trust your husband AND you're a complete friggin' idiot you can drop $550 on a wedding band that is designed to keep your man from cheating. I'll give you details on said wedding ring in this, the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".

Trust me, it gets even better from there. I have the story about an old fart that decided to pull a gun on his neighbor for ripping one in front of his apartment and I even take a minute to expose the latest in a long line of dumb criminals.