Keep Austin weird! Yup, you don't see this every day.

Austin police were called out to a bar yesterday afternoon about a woman who was allegedly pleasuring herself while sitting at an outdoor patio. Officers got a call from the JW Marriott Austin hotel around 5 o'clock. Across the street at Second Bar + Kitchen police found 26-year-old Dovie Nickels. When an officer approached, she stopped moving her arms under the table and placed them on top of it, the document said.

That’s when officers “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.” Officers said Nickels was trying to touch herself even while in the backseat of the cop car in handcuffs. Police then went back to get a statement from the employee that called in the complaint at the JW Marriott hotel.

The employee told police that he saw her “holding a silver object” to her genitals “with her legs straight up in the air, spread open” and that he “could hear Nickels making moaning noises,” according to the affidavit. He told police she yelled at him to get back when he tried to approach her. The employee said she was masturbating on the patio “for approximately 7 or 8 minutes” before heading to the Second Bar across the street.

Sometimes you need a little afternoon delight, some of us just choose to do it behind closed doors.