You may not want to know how they found out it wasn't cocaine.

Sorry, this story made me think about that time Cartman drank Kenny's ashes on 'South Park' because he thought it was chocolate milk mix.

A couple of teens made a similar mistake when robbing a house this week. They thought they hit the motherload when they found a giant container of cocaine. They also stole jewelry, cash, electronics and prescription drugs.

One of the teenagers actually tasted the 'cocaine' when he came to the realization of what was actually in the urn. It was actually the cremated remains of the homeowners father. I don't know what cremated remains taste like, but I have to imagine the punishment of that alone is a nice start for these morons.