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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil Poses Topless (Terrifying NSFW Links)

OH GOD NO!  WHY DID I LOOK?!

Never thought you’d see topless photos that made the Octomom’s pictures look hot, did ya?  Patricia Krentcil quickly gained notoriety for her arrest and mugshot following her attempts to bring her then 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth.  Since then, Krentcil has made efforts to reduce her tanning and bring her skin back to a less leathery complexion, but now she’s gotten it into her head that she’s a sex symbol.  After news broke of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham shopping around her own sex tape with a porn star, Krentcil reportedly emailed Steve Hirsch, President of Vivid Entertainment, offering her services,

“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom, well if you REALLY want to make MONEY then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness.”

 

“Because let’s face it I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Unfortunately for Krentcil, and fortunately for our collective mental well-being, Hirsch responded that though there is hype surrounding Krentcil, he doesn’t feel that Vivid’s future will include “Granny porn”.

Recently, Krentcil also participated in a topless photo-shoot on a remote beach, attempting to show herself to be, as she put it, “WAY HOTTER” than Farrah Abraham.  Are you brave enough to check out the evidence?

CLICK HERE IF YOU DARE!  HAVE A BARF BAG WITHIN ARM’S REACH!

via Eonline

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