Oh, I'm going to get a candy bar, when I get back maybe I can think about something to say about these audio files. Nope, nothing. Good chocolate though.
All humor is subjective. That means that certain things are funny to certain people and other people find other things funny. These bits of audio are funny if you're one of the certain people and not one of the other people. Thank you.
Drinking and banking don't mix for a number of reasons
Does your ice cream taste funny, or maybe a little TOO fresh?
The entire state of Nebraska kicks ass!