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We Dare You to Wear This Tie to Thanksgiving Dinner
Dressing up for Holidays only to sit around on a couch surrounded by drunk uncles can be kind of the pits, but we've found a way to make it a little more fun.
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The 10 Funniest Thanksgiving ‘SNL’ Skits
Thanksgiving is almost here and while Thanksgiving doesn't have the carols or claymation specials of Christmas but that doesn't mean that Turkey Day is without its traditions. There's turkey and wine and football and bickering with your family and the classic 'SNL' sketches. We've compiled the best Thanksgiving skits 'SNL' has aired over the years for your viewing pleasure.
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Is Thanksgiving Football the Greatest Holiday Tradition? [POLL]
On Thanksgiving you can count on two things: overeating, and watching a ton of football.
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33 (funny) Things You Didn’t Know About Thanksgiving
Did you know that the average turkey has 3,500 feathers at maturity? Would you like some more semi-interesting turkey day trivia? Well, then suck down these 33 things you didn't know about Thanksgiving!
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How Long is ‘Too Long’ to Stay With Your Family Over the Holidays? [POLL]
Millions of people will travel over the next few days, and that can only mean one thing: A lot of families awkwardly staying together under one roof. So how long is too long to stay with your family over the holidays?
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Tips for Preparing a Thanksgiving Turkey
For home cooks, preparing a Thanksgiving turkey is a rite of passage. Not only do snafu opportunities abound, but there is added pressure on the holiday to prepare and serve a perfect meal for family and guests
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Thanksgiving Addams Family Style [VIDEO]
These clips are even funnier now then when they were a part of the movie. This video includes both the “Turkey/Eat Me” song and Wednesday Addams as she shakes up the camp play. More after the jump.
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The Craziest Fastest Turkeys in the World [VIDEO]
In an effort to promote their “2 Hour Turkey”, Safeway Supermarkets started a funny web ad campaign. The Hoak Farm in Nowheresville USA has spotted, but has yet to catch, what are being called the fastest turkeys on earth. These turkeys
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What Gung Ho from GI Joe is Thankful For This Year [VIDEO] [NSFW]
At first I thought this video would be a cheap Robot Chicken knock off. It is. It’s funny though, so here’s Action Figure Therapy. Gung Ho from GI Joe explains all the awesome American things he’s thankful for including Baby Jesus and this sweet-ass mustache. Just watch out for
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The Thanksgiving Song [VIDEO]
Who doesn’t love the “Thanksgiving Song”. It’s probably the most popular holiday song with the word “masturbation” in it! Click through for a video version.
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Be A Man-Learn To Carve A Turkey [VIDEO]
Would it really kill you to spend a few minutes learning to carve a turkey? I did and trust me it’s worth your time. It’s one of those “man skills” that makes you look good at the holiday separation (even if the in-laws think you’re not good enough for them and have a possible future in jail). More after the jump.
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"Butter Bake" Your Turkey Like The Old Days [VIDEO]
While trolling the internet I found these two classic commercials. I guess they were paid for my some kind of Butter Consortium or something. Anyways, you might be able to actually pick up some tips on keep your bird juicy with these clips.