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What the…?! Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke from a Bong

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:27:25 +0000

The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington. Police have arrested Rachelle Braaten, after she allegedly let her 22-month-old son use a bong, in an incident that has been captured on video. Braaten is now looking at charges of manufacture of marijuana and delivery of a controlled substance to a minor. Police [...]

Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

Mike Adams — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:53:09 +0000

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off.

World's Creepiest Mom French Kissed Jailed Son to Pass Him Drugs

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:42:50 +0000

Things got awkward when 54-year-old Kimberly Margeson visited her 30-year-old son William Partridge at the Yates County jail in upstate New York. That’s because the big open mouth kiss mom planted when greeting her boy included quite a bit of tongue. (“So that’s how it is in their family,” we can hear Mr. Rooney say.) But there [...]

Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Mike Adams — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 23:26:24 +0000

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

Worst Bank Robber Ever Caught While Masturbating on Sidewalk

Donald Deane — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:01:03 +0000

As any guy knows, the need for, um, release can sometimes be powerful and all-consuming. But there are probably better times to choke the chicken than in the aftermath of a bank robbery. Just sayin'.

Meanwhile, in La-La Land: Naked Man Stomped Out a Windshield For Some Reason

Mike Adams — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:00:17 +0000

You know what they say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You know what they don’t say, ever? When in Hollywood, smoke enough voodoo dope to make your clothes fall off and then stomp the car of an innocent bystander with while they wait for the traffic light to turn green. Maybe they [...]

Dentist Accused of Kissing Patient's Butt

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:05:53 +0000

Doctors are some of the creepiest dudes around. We know they do all this good crap for people, but think about it-- does the good ol' doc really need to be touching our junk for that long during a prostate exam? Is he genuinely worried about that slight pain we've been feeling in our butt? Unfortunately, there are very few times a doctor's weird antics are questioned. That is, until now.

Man Stealing Gas Sets Himself, His Truck, and a Stranger's House on Fire [AMAZING VIDEO]

Aaron Galloway — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 16:39:03 +0000

On Wednesday (Oct. 31), 37-year-old Herbert Ridge of Mesa, Arizona was using a homemade electric-powered gas siphoning machine to steal gas from someone’s truck when things went awry. Herbert was siphoning gas from a truck in a stranger’s driveway when his machine sparked and he accidentally set himself on fire. First he rolled around in the [...]

Wichita Falls Burrito Bandito Behind Bars

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 17:53:48 +0000

You know times are tough when we have burrito banditos running rampant around town. 26-year-old Brandon Shane Eustice of Wichita Falls was in jail Tuesday after assaulting his father and stealing his $2.07 burrito in the alley behind Sevi’s Burritos on 9th Street. The now burrito-less victim told officers that as he walked through the [...]

Man Arrested for Having Sexy Sofa Time on the Side of the Road

Aaron Galloway — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:59:06 +0000

Clearly this guy misunderstood the phrase "more cushion for the pushin'."

Woman Attacks Her Ex, Beats Him With His Own Leg [VIDEO]

Aaron Galloway — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 15:59:16 +0000

The Sunshine State’s stupid criminal cup runneth over. The newest addition to the Bat-sh*t Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame is 23-year old Jadian Hatfield of Pensacola, Florida. Hatfield’s ex-boyfriend is 25-year-old Brandon Fleming of Baker, Florida, and the two of them have a two-year-old song together. They’ve had joint custody of their son since they broke [...]

Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested and Found Guilty of Having Greatest Name Ever

Kathy Landin — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:43:28 +0000

It stands to reason that a man named Jackmeoff Mudd would be up to no good. You saddle a guy with that kind of name and you almost guarantee that at some point, he’s going to get himself into some trouble. That’s exactly what happened in Ft. Lauderdale, FL recently.