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RockShow Blames S.T.D.s for Lake Wichita Fish Kill [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:24:09 +0000

Fish are turning up dead at Lake Wichita (exactly how does something “turn up dead”?). A strain of “golden algae is said to be to blame. The RockShow has much deeper thoughts on the subject. Check it out after the jump. Hey that smell of dead fish in the air isn’t Thrash’s under beard, it’s [...]

Illinois Man Claims He Was Attacked By Ninjas [AUDIO]

Wes Nessman — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:28:07 +0000

Here’s your RockShow Threesome for 6.21.11. Click through for Ninjas, bunnies, and flying deer! Just one joke from sick boy You know you’re having a bad day when you’re attacked by ninjas You heard of it raining cats and dogs, how about deer? Read Original: Illinois Man Claims He Was Attacked By Ninjas [AUDIO]

Fast Food Drive-Thru Madness

Wes — Thu, 12 May 2011 21:16:16 +0000

I understand asking "do you want fries with that?" or "did you want something to drink?" because those are easily forgotten items, but I'm tired of being "upsold" at the drive through. Read more after the break.

Naked Guy Tackling School-Rockshow Threesome 5.12.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 12 May 2011 14:39:49 +0000

Today we have three more excellent examples on why your ears feel dirty after listening to the Rockshow. Please enjoy and leave a tip. When you gotta go, you gotta…whoops! Somebody has to tackle the naked guy and get wienie on them. Puffy the pants puppet. Use ‘em or lose ‘em.

Star Wars Holiday & Bulgarian Fun-Rockshow Threesome 5.10.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 10 May 2011 16:16:23 +0000

You know the Rockshow, "fun" is our middle name (actually our middle name is "cksh", but that's not the point). Click through for good times!

Crime Is Up On Morning Show-Rockshow Threesome 5.9.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 09 May 2011 14:47:29 +0000

If you're not listening to the Rockshow threesome, then you're missing out on three things the Rockshow did. Check 'em out after the break.

Walk Of An Anus

Wes — Thu, 05 May 2011 14:54:37 +0000

So this guy I know went on one of those character or faith building walks. I was asked to write him a letter of encouragement. I forgot about it until about ten minutes before going to a concert, so the following is what he got (if his girlfriend decided to give it to him at all). Click through.

Mothers Day Surprise-Rockshow Threesome 5.5.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 05 May 2011 14:50:41 +0000

This may be the best "Welcome to the Neighborhood" ever!

Guess what a lot of people are doing right now...and we mean A LOT of people

Not only has your mom probably done it, she was probably pretty good at it

Navy Seals & Parachuting Dogs-Rockshow Threesome 5.4.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 04 May 2011 16:01:59 +0000

We're usually pretty drag-assy around Wednesdays (don't tell me that you aren't too). Anyways, that has nothing to do with the fact that there are some fine funny bits after the jump.

Monkeytail Fashion-Rockshow Theesome 5.3.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 03 May 2011 15:07:42 +0000

We've got a discussion of the hottest fashion trend for men. Get read for "The Monkeytail". Details after the jump.

Osama Bin Laden Song-Rockshow Threesome 5.2.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 02 May 2011 14:46:27 +0000

Well I guess "Happy Monday" somebody is dead. The worlds most wanted man got a lead facial courtesy of U.S. Armed Forces and we have a fun song and some other stuff for you after the jump.

The Henis [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:53:14 +0000

Okay, so I looked up “Henis” (you’ll figure out why after the first piece of audio). Anyways, the two things that came up most were pictures of ice cream scoops and Angela Jolie (most of them weirdly drawn). WTF? Methheads-they’re not just strung out, they are fashion trendsetters. Check out what this guy was wearing. [...]

Rockshow Threesome 4.26.11 [VIDEO]

Wes — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:17:49 +0000

There's some really funny stuff here involving poopy, prison sex and a goofy suicide attempt. Enjoy, or just vomit on your keyboard now.

Rockshow Threesome 4.25.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 15:29:11 +0000

Here's three more ankle grabbin', motherlovin', chunks of Monday for you. We call it the threesome. Go ahead and click now!

Golden Spork Awards #1

Wes — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 01:18:08 +0000

I wanted to come up with a feature that talks about the best of the best in fast food. I think it's been used, but get ready for my own "Golden Spork" awards.

Rockshow Threesome 4.22.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 18:04:29 +0000

Good Friday, heck it was a great Friday! Enjoy these tasty slices of homemade gigglepie! Audio after the jump!

Rockshow Threesome 4.21.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 16:06:00 +0000

Here's three things that happened to come up during the morning show. The fourth? Well, you don't want to know.

Rock Show Photo Bombs Wichita Falls [PICS]

Wes — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:30:45 +0000

The term "photobomb" usually applies to someone sneaking into a picture and doing something silly in the background. With the Rock Show, any picture they put their ugly mugs in is a "photobomb". These are from the Avalanche Tour in Wichita Falls. The basic cast of characters are Heathen, Wes, Simon (Tres), and Lucious (Nubbins).

Rock Show Threesome 4.20.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:57:36 +0000

Here's a bundle of smiles for you. Click through and enjoy at your leisure.

Calvin Kline Controvery [PIC]

Wes — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:21:24 +0000

Some are claiming that Calvin is putty a subliminal dirty word in it's latest billboard campaign. Can you see it? More after the jump.