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Man Arrested – Claims to be Half Orangutan
February 22, 2012 Some lead a charmed life.
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February 22, 2012
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Naked Man Arrested in Walmart
February 20, 2012 Another naked body in the news!
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Naked Woman Leads Slow-Speed Police Chase
February 15, 2012 Every woman should have amazing foot wear.
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Man Flees Cops Wearing Nothing But Socks
February 9, 2012 Where is my camera when I really need it?
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Man Attacks Toy Store With Light Sabers
February 1, 2012 You laugh now, but you know you've always dreamed of being a Jedi.
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Woman Brandishes Curling Iron to Rob Liberty Tax Services
January 31, 2012 She should try a dill pickle next time.
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Man Says Ghost Hit His Wife
January 23, 2012 I usually blame it on the cat.
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Woman Brings Kid to Bank Robbery
January 21, 2012 And now, I present a brand new moron.
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Man Smuggles Gun in Rectum
January 17, 2012 I speculate that he's now fielding offers from drug runners.
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Man Assaults Officer With Stuffed Monkey
January 12, 2012 Is there anything more fun than a colorful stuffed monkey?
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Man Wears Crack Jacket to Court
January 10, 2012 Maybe his marijuana tie was dirty that day.
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Man Packs a Joint in Son’s Lunch
December 10, 2011 A little note saying "I love you" would have worked just fine.