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		<title>Sick Burn Steve &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Location:&#194;&#160;1st Spring Break, Cancun Occupation:&#194;&#160;Freshman at Minnesota State How This Happened:&#194;&#160;An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption). Likes:&#194;&#160;Beer, boobs and aloe vera. Dislikes: Anyone touching him right now. His Motto:&#194;&#160;&#226;&#8364;&#339;That&#8217;s hot.&#8221; [button href="http://1063thebuzz.com/tags/hot-mess-of-the-day" title="CLICK FOR MORE HOT MESSES" align="center"] Source: Sick Burn Steve &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day]]></description>
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<p><strong>Occupation:</strong> Freshman at Minnesota State</p>
<p><strong>How This Happened: </strong>An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).</p>
<p><strong>Likes: </strong>Beer, boobs and aloe vera.</p>
<p><strong>Dislikes</strong></p>
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		<title>Tommy Feathers &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 13:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Location: Home alone. Thanksgiving plans: You&#8217;re lookin&#8217; at em. Hobbies: Anthropomorphism, quiet time, costume design. Skills: Eye contact. What he&#8217;s thankful for: New friends. [button href="http://1063thebuzz.com/tags/hot-mess-of-the-day/" title="MORE HOT MESSES" align="center"] Source: Tommy Feathers &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day]]></description>
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<p><strong>Location:</strong> Home alone.</p>
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		<title>Allie the Asphyxiator &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 19:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right) Location: The &#8216;special accommodations needed&#8217; aisle on the airplane. Occupation: Paperweight. Hobbies: Running, doing jumping jacks, carrying stuff for people (see above). 3 Things She Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without:&#194;&#160;Anodized steel sports bras, lycra, Aleve. Skills: Clapping with her arms behind her back, anchoring ships in a storm. Her Motto: &#226;&#8364;&#339;Can you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)</p>
<p>Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.</p>
<p>Occupation: Paperweight.</p>
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		<title>Hurricane Sandy &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Hurricane Sandy Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore) Occupation: Burlesque dancer in an X-Rated interpretation of Hans Christian Anderson&#8217;s &#8216;Little Mermaid&#8217; (All resemblance to Disney characters are purely coincidental.) Hobbies: Body painting parties, torturing her subs (BDSM), torturing her subs (hoagies) 3 Things She Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Name: Hurricane Sandy</p>
<p>Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore)</p>
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		<title>Prodigy Pat &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Prodigy Pat Location:&#194;&#160;Hartford, CT Occupation:&#194;&#160;By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: &#8220;Google Gatekeeper&#8221; at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, &#8220;for right now.&#8221; Hobbies:&#194;&#160;Increasing bandwidth (clicking that giant 1980&#8242;s mouse rapidly), optimizing search-engine results (wearing 3D glasses and shouting &#8216;OPTIMIZE!&#8217; in a dark, locker-lined [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Prodigy Pat</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Hartford, CT</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupation:</strong> By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right </p>
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		<title>The Mousketeers &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Names:&#194;&#160;The Mousketeers (of Your Deepest Fears). Location:&#194;&#160;Los Angeles, CA Occupations:&#194;&#160;Co-owners of a local dog-walking and obedience training business. Hobbies:&#194;&#160;Puppy play (playing with puppies), BDSM puppy play (Google it), weekly visits to Disneyland, obedience and agility training. 5 Things They Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without: Long walks, leather, new socks, treats, and vaccinations. Skills:&#194;&#160;Being alphas, curling up by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Names:</strong> The Mousketeers (of Your Deepest Fears).</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Los Angeles, CA</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupations:</strong> Co-owners of a local dog-walking and obedience training business.</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>Puppy play (playing with puppies), BDSM puppy play (G</p>
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		<title>The BakeN&#039;Bra Brothers &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Names:&#194;&#160;The BakeN&#8217;Bra Brothers Location:&#194;&#160;Traveling show. Occupations:&#194;&#160;Performance artists/artisan&#194;&#160;bakers/babysitters-for-hire. Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin&#8217; their veggies and being supportive. 5 Things They Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other. Skills:&#194;&#160;Doing everything pictured above while humming &#8216;Sexy and I Know It&#8217; in 3-part harmony. (Middle guy is the soprano.) Their Motto:&#194;&#160;&#8220;We can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Names:</strong> The BakeN'Bra Brothers</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Traveling show.</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupations:</strong> Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire.</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive.</p>
<p><strong>5 Things They Can’</strong></p>
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		<title>Chilly Billy &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Names:&#194;&#160;Chilly Billy Location:&#194;&#160;Baltimore, MD Occupation:&#194;&#160;Guest Services at Best Western. Hobbies: &#194;&#160;I mean, it&#8217;s pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else. 6 Things He Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without:&#194;&#160;Ploppy, Sweepy, Cuddles, Tristan, Sorbet and Creamy (His 6 favorites.) Skills:&#194;&#160;2010 Olympic Bronze Medalist in Curling, professional waddler, teacher, friend. His Motto:&#194;&#160;&#226;&#8364;&#339;I only have ice for you.&#8221; HEY, GUYS! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Names:</strong> Chilly Billy</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Baltimore, MD</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupation: </strong>Guest Services at Best Western.</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies:  </strong>I mean, it's pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else.</p>
<p><strong>6 Things He Can’t Live Without:</strong> Ploppy, Swee</p>
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		<title>Nana Necktats &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Nana Necktats Location:&#194;&#160;Hell&#8217;s Kitchen, NY Occupations:&#194;&#160;Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis). Hobbies: &#194;&#160;Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots. 6 Things She Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without:&#194;&#160;Medicare, double bass, a shower seat, PBR tallboys, craft stores and her medic-alert bracelet engraved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Nana Necktats</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Hell's Kitchen, NY</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupations:</strong> Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies:  </strong>Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, </p>
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		<title>Vulture and Pancake &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Names:&#194;&#160;Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots Location:&#194;&#160;Deer Park, Long Island Occupations:&#194;&#160;Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990&#8242;s TV show &#8216;American Gladiators.&#8217; Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St. Giovanni the Divine. Parking is available in the Buy Rite Liquors Lot after 7:45pm. (Please [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Names:</strong> Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots </p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Deer Park, Long Island</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupations:</strong> Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St.</p>
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		<title>Edna Scissorhands &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 18:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Edna Scissorhands Location:&#194;&#160;Williamsburg, Brooklyn Occupation:&#194;&#160;Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending). Hobbies:&#194;&#160;Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds. 6 Things They Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without:&#194;&#160;Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader&#8217;s Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains. Skills:&#194;&#160;Texting @ 75wpm, and an excellent [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Edna Scissorhands</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Williamsburg, Brooklyn</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupation:</strong> Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending).</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds.</p>
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		<title>Peaches N&#039; Creamy &#8211; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 19:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Peaches N&#8217; Creamy (Shown above in reverse order) Location:&#194;&#160;&#8220;Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily.&#8221; Occupation:&#194;&#160;Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez. Hobbies:&#194;&#160;&#8220;Anything girly! We love pink, glitter, makeup, shopping, credit cards, and smiling at boys! Right Creamy?!&#8221; (Creamy declined comment.) 6 Things They Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order)</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong><em>"Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily."</em></p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupation:</strong> Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Empor</p>
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		<title>Comfy Carl &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Comfy Carl Location:&#194;&#160;That poor woman&#8217;s lap. Occupation:&#194;&#160;The world&#8217;s first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage&#194;&#160;designer. Hobbies:&#194;&#160;Chutes n&#8217; Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and taking up a very small amount of space on the subway. 6 Things He Can&#226;&#8364;&#8482;t Live Without:&#194;&#160;Carl reported that he has everything he needs inside of his one-piece crochet jumpsuit. He declined our request for a list [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Comfy Carl</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>That poor woman's lap.</p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>Occupation:</strong> The world's first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer.</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>Chutes n' Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and ta</p>
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		<title>Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow Location:&#194;&#160;San Francisco, CA Occupation: Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney&#8217;s Rowdy Rickshaw &#8211; A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous. Spend Their Free Time: &#8220;I mean, getting into the costumes pretty much eats up most of the day. Sometimes we go to Boston Market.&#8221; Hobbies:&#194;&#160;Scouting eBay for My [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>San Francisco, CA</p>
<p><strong>Occupation: </strong>Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney's Rowdy Rickshaw - A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous.</p>
<p><strong>Spend Their Free Time: "</strong>I mean, getting into t</p>
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		<title>Larry Lechuga &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name:&#194;&#160;Larry Lechuga Location:&#194;&#160;Just outside the fence at Disney&#8217;s Epcot Center. Occupation:&#194;&#160;Produce distributor and hug philanthropist. Spends His Free Time:&#194;&#160;Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets. Interests:&#194;&#160;Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, vegetarianism and free love. In His Spare Time:&#194;&#160;Involved in several flash-mob dance teams, captain of the midnight rollerskating club. Not Into:&#194;&#160;Judgement [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name:</strong> Larry Lechuga</p>
<p><strong>Location: </strong>Just outside the fence at Disney's Epcot Center.</p>
<p><strong>Occupation: </strong>Produce distributor and hug philanthropist.</p>
<p><strong>Spends His Free Time: </strong>Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets.</p>
<p><strong>Interests: </strong>Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, v</p>
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		<title>Sharon &amp; Gary — Hot Mess Picture of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!) Hobbies: 420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai. 5 Things We Can’t Live Without: Hairspray, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Names:</strong> Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast</p>
<p><strong>Occupations: </strong>Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model</p>
<p><strong>Interests: </strong>Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!)</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai.</p>
<p><strong>5 Things We Can’t Live Without: </strong>Hairspray, communication, 420</p>
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		<title>Homeless But Hip — Hot Mess of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 15:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Sassy Stanley Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator. Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise. Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking because for some reason I never get picked up while hitchhiking. 5 Things I Can’t Live Without: My shoulder bag, my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Name: </strong>Sassy Stanley</p>
<p><strong>Occupation: </strong> Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator.</p>
<p><strong>Interests: </strong>Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise.</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies: </strong>Stretching, shopping, bulge rearrangi</p>
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		<title>Rubber Maid — Hot Mess of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click through to learn all about this tractor lickin' queen.]]></description>
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		<title>If You&#039;ve Got It, Flaunt It — Hot Mess of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: The Joker on Crack Occupation: Aspiring ‘Perfect 10′ model Interests: Making others cringe, pink bikinis, modeling for the blind, sitting atop stools on the side of roads looking for ‘friends’ and Lady Gaga. Hobbies: Running, tucking myself into ill-fitting underwear, holding people captive and asking them to apply lotion and eating humans. What I’m [...]]]></description>
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