Grand Canyon National Park wants visitors to stop leaving love locks behind. The practice involves locking a padlock on a fence and throwing away the key.
I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.