Listen, its very simple. The geniuses at EpicMealTime have developed an amazing new product that you must own. According to their press release:
“EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant. You’re welcome.
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The boys at Epic Meal Time have made everything from Meat Mummies to Candy Tacos. Now they head to the border of Texas and Mexico to deliver up a dandy dish for your dining delight! Get ready for “Tex-Mex Lasagna”. Party on after the jump:
‘Epic Meal Time’ turned one year old this week. Host Harley Morenstein and the rest of the EMT crew celebrated by reconfiguring their first epic meal, the “Fast Food Pizza,” into an even more epic stomach puncher dubbed the “Fast Food Pizza Cake” — a mountain of White Castle burgers, bacon strips and a monsoon of Jack Daniels.
