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Man Arrested for Getting It On With Teddy Bear
June 18, 2012 Do you use lube with that?
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June 18, 2012
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Man Urinates on Office Chairs
April 3, 2012 Just be glad you don’t work with this guy.
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Man Wears Purple Tutu While Robbing Church
March 10, 2012 There's nothing like a man who isn't afraid to wear his tutu...
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Home Raided After Group Posts “Heroin For Sale” Flyers
October 22, 2011 It’s not your average garage sale sign.
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Men Break Into Police Van And Lock Themselves Inside
July 30, 2011 Don't these people know that police vehicles are designed to lock you in?
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Men Go Off-Roading With Dead Alligator
July 9, 2011 When you make the decision to steal an alligator, it makes sense to have some fun with it.
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Man Pocket Dials 911 – Arrest Follows
May 7, 2011 I've been pocket dialed before, and I've pocket dialed myself. This guy just did it at the wrong time and to the wrong number...
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Taco Rage. I Want My Burritos!!!
March 26, 2011 Oh I do love me some Taco Bell. So does a man in San Antonio who was upset by a recent price change at the restaurant.
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Thin Mints May Get You Arrested
February 26, 2011 I love Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. While reading this article, I started to wonder if I can drive to the GS office and buy some. Though I love them, I wouldn't take it as far as Hersha Howard if someone took my Thin Mints...
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Cell Phone Leads Police To Suspect
February 5, 2011 I love morons in the news. If I need a pick-me-up, I can find that someone else always has it worse than me. That's the case this week for a man in Maryland who let his cell phone catch up with him.