Right up front I'm going to warn you-if you're a hard-core, PETA card-carrying, 'I-don't-eat-anything-that-ever-had-a-mother' animal freak, this video may very well cause your head to explode.

It involves stupid people doing stupid things with bulls. Now, I love rodeos. Bull riding and bull 'fighting'-American style-I'm cool with that. But this is just nuts. The video is purportedly a compilation of 'bull running' from Spain and Portugal. Speaking as a man who has worked with livestock, I've learned the hard way that there are some things you simply do not do. One of them is to provoke an 1,800 pound animal to charge you and drive you into a concrete wall. It's Monday. We need this.