You would think losing week after week as a New York Giant the one place you think you would get some love would be the strip club. You thought wrong.

Rick’s Cabaret, a well-known fixture in the New York City exotic dancer industry, has had it up to here with the 0-5 Big Blue. So much so, that they’ve decided to stop showing Giants games in the club.

The club released this statement:

Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen’s club in midtown Manhattan, will no longer show NY Giants football games on the club’s numerous Hi-Def TVs and big screens. “It has become too painful to watch the Giants lose week after week,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica.

“Nobody throws a party better than Rick’s Cabaret–we are all about fun–and it’s no fun watching the Giants anymore,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay. “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne said, “I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games–the guys are sort of deflated–they take that football stuff too seriously!”

“We will continue to show all other NFL teams and sporting contests on our TVs,” said club spokesman Lonnie Hanover. As a cowboys fan I love seeing the Giants lose, but its getting almost to a depressingly sad level for them. Nah I take that back, screw the Giants.