State of Kansas Is Selling Off Their Stockpile of Sex Toys

The state of Kansas needs money and what better way to raise some much needed cash than selling off their massive stockpile of sex toys?

Yes, Kansas has a huge stockpile of sex toys.

They were confiscated from United Outlets, a sex shop with five stores throughout the state that had failed to pay their $164,000 in owed taxes, and now Kansas is trying to decrease their budget deficit by auctioning off their massive supply of sex toys.

Trust me, if your state had a $200 million budget deficit, you'd do whatever you can to raise money.

The auction will only be going on until tomorrow (September 30) at 6 o'clock.

So if you're in desperate need of some new sex toys, hurry on over to the auction website and get shopping. I'm sure you'll be able to find something that will spice up your naughty time.

Here's John Oliver's hilarious take on the matter: