If you have kids, you understand that they have a number of tricks they pull at bedtime to stay up a little longer. First they need to use the bathroom, then they’re thirsty, then there’s a monster in the closet… It’s like a natural-born talent that children know how to stay up for an extra hour at night. If you can’t get your kids to sleep, Samuel L. Jackson may be able to help with the best bedtime story ever.

The book he’s reading (and it really is Samuel L. Jackson, not an imposter), is called Go the F to Sleep. For the purposes of this post, that title was indeed edited. As you might imagine, the book is littered with profanity, so if you actually read this to your kids, you’ll want to remind them that those words aren’t acceptable at school.

When I first heard about this recording, I wasn’t terribly interested. Then I listened. Now I’m sharing.

If you're interested in purchasing the book, it's available on Amazon.

***This is an NSFW video that contains harsh profanity***