RockShow Threesome: Would You Get A Vibrating Tattoo? [AUDIO]

Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you’re cell phone rings.  Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF?  The technology has been patented.  This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump.

Excuse me, you’re devil skull is ringing.  You could actually be hearing that it you choose to get a new vibrating tattoo.  This is some weird stuff, but with some very fun applications, check it out:

Heathen and I have figured out that the best way to keep porn out of the hands of children is for us to keep it for ourselves.   Here’s the whole story of a man who found a bag of porn.

Okay, this one is very funny, but when are people going to learn that e-mail tends to stick around FOREVER and that if you type somebody a dirty note, or send them a dirty picture, it will be around FOREVER.  Here’s the story: