Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical.  Even better, think a little more creative.  There’s a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker!

This story is like a one-two punch.  The first punch will get you smiling and the second will knock you out with the giggles.  I guess it’s just ’cause it’s easy to picture or something.  Check it out:

One of the truce innovators from the world of clown  porn is suffering serious health problems.  Sorry, but it’s funny.  Honk! Honk!

It’s always important to have a snappy answer when the cops ask you “what are you doing”?  The cops really LOVE those snappy answers.  Check it out: