So you’re all alone in the middle of the sea. You might expect nothingness, you might expect sharks, but should you expect “The Kraken”? As you might know from the popular saying, “the Kraken don’t play”, so you have to watch out. More details and more fun after the jump.

So our first story today is about a Polish windsurfer. Yes, a Polish windsurfer.  We couldn’t make this stuff up.  We did, however, make up the stuff about the Kraken.  Enjoy our little story now:

 

 

Lottery winner is still on food stamps? What? Huh? Isn’t there a law against this or something?

Old man Trabuko’s boy is in trouble with the law again. The boy should his displeasure with the cops in a very unique way.